Ideal - Derrick

Right here's a brief description from wikipedia on Derrick :

Derrick (Alfie Joey): another regular customer whose obsession with vegetables Moz finds very boring. Although now quite scruffy and covered in dirt, Derrick once used to be a smart, suit-wearing businessman. However, when his uncle died and left him an allotment, Derrick developed a passion for gardening and became the laid back man he is now.

& heres a link for the first episode he appears in which is at the start only for a few minutes but you'll get the jist of his character and how it applies to those annoying friends that you get! Heres a list of the other episodes he appears in if you want to see more (chronological) :

1. The Boyfriend (25 January 2005) - Derrick
2. The Affair (1 February 2005) - Derrick
3. The Backpacker (8 February 2005) - Derrick (credit only)
4. The Party (15 February 2005) - Derrick
5. The Body (1 March 2005) - Derrick
6. The Stag Do (14 March 2006) - Derrick
7. The Hydroponics (28 March 2006) - Derrick
8. The Guest (18 April 2006) - Derrick
9. The Nest (10 April 2007) - Derrick
10. The Bath (17 April 2007) - Derrick
11. The Crabs (1 May 2007) - Derrick
12. The Pains (28 April 2008) - Derrick
13. The Past (5 May 2008) - Derrick
14. The Birthday (2 June 2008) - Derrick
15. The Television (9 June 2008) - Derrick
16. The Temptation (18 May 2009) - Derrick
17. The Chance (8 June 2009) - Derrick

Yeah safeee anyway boys and girls, i'll probably be sticking some more ideas up here tomorrow so watch this space!

Oh yeah also here's a film which i think kind of applies to the first idea I posted, it's very funny as well, one of my favourite Scorsese films - The King Of Comedy, here's the synopsis & a link for it:

Aspiring comic Rupert Pupkin wants to achieve success in showbiz, by resorting to stalking his idol, a late night talk show host who craves his own privacy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeNXT8QA_EM&feature=fvw